Prof Reg takes over
Greetings and salutations --
Reginald Alvaro Whipsneed here; yes, amateur jokesters, my initials spell "RAW," but Reg (pronounced "Rej") is what I prefer. I'm a professor who teaches at Padawan University.
I recently accepted the invitation of my cousin, Geronimo K. Swanson (never told you about the K, did he?), to take over this blog while he pays his debt to society. To be candid, I find it mystifying that anyone reads the musings of my cousin, who is as dumb as the tip of a horse's dick and equally single-minded.
Geronimo's right, I do nip all day (and am now), because I have tenure and the creative juices, of course, flow vigorously when I'm inebriated. But you know what? Jesus drank.
Quick thought: I read recently that some tools in Texas wanted to secede. Fine. But one turd was shouting "secede" and waving an American flag. It's one or the other, champ.
Reg
Reginald Alvaro Whipsneed here; yes, amateur jokesters, my initials spell "RAW," but Reg (pronounced "Rej") is what I prefer. I'm a professor who teaches at Padawan University.
I recently accepted the invitation of my cousin, Geronimo K. Swanson (never told you about the K, did he?), to take over this blog while he pays his debt to society. To be candid, I find it mystifying that anyone reads the musings of my cousin, who is as dumb as the tip of a horse's dick and equally single-minded.
Geronimo's right, I do nip all day (and am now), because I have tenure and the creative juices, of course, flow vigorously when I'm inebriated. But you know what? Jesus drank.
Quick thought: I read recently that some tools in Texas wanted to secede. Fine. But one turd was shouting "secede" and waving an American flag. It's one or the other, champ.
Reg
posted by Geronimo Swanson at 3:26 PM
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