Classical music is not gay.

This needs to be said. Some people say classical music is gay and this is my response:

One, you are a racist for calling it gay, stop hating and go fuck yourself. You are gay.

Too, classical music can actually be good, everybody knows Beethoven was a huge pimp. If you don't believe me watch Amadeus.

Geronimo

anna nicole smith

like everybody knows anna nicole smith recently died and that's terrible because death is very sad. but I cant help noticing that if she had a second middle name that started with "I" (like Ione or something) her initials would be "ANIS" which is the scientific term for asshole.

Geronimo

Harry Potter

the new Harry Potter book is coming out in July. I love the Harry Potter books (even though harry himself is a bit of a douche) and I also love that JK Rowling is so pro-woman. He is a recluse so he lets his wife do all his publicity and appear in public on his behalf. That is so awesome of him to do. No matter how much I loved my wife I'd want to take credit for writing a book like Harry Potter, which is like "Roots" for wizards.

Geronimo

Stupid football teams

Which name do you think is more racist, the washington redskins or the cleveland browns? I had thought both were named after former US Presidents but they weren't, and so now there is no excuse for such racism in this day and age. I hate both teams now, unless they change their names. I suggest the Washington Karate Masters and the Cleveland Jedis.

Geronimo