Reading women

It has been awile since I had a girlfriend and now that I am fired I will have some time to find some new slice. I was thinking about volunteering for an Adult Literacy program. I would pretend to be a student and learn real quick, impressing all the women who couldn't read.

There are a lot of benefits of dating a woman who can't read I think. No stupid Valentines Day cards, for one.

Geronimo

I got fired. The boss said we could dress casual every day during the summer. I thought it would be funny to dress up in a costume bc that's casual. So I came to work in a gorilla suit. Also instead of a carrying a banana I was carrying a dildo because I didnt have a banana.

Anyways I got fired and am looking for work.

Geronimo