My plans to buy a sports team and be a matador failed, so I'm back telemarketing. Its really boring and I have to entertain myself, so I've been calling some of the people on my list COLLECT and saying my name is Hugh Jass (you know you have to tell the operator your name so she can tell the person you're calling). Some dooshatrons accept and then I say "Haha fucko YOU'RE THE HUGH JASS, NOT ME." Sometimes I say "numbnuts" instead of "fucko." I drink at work.

Geronimo