I'm back.

Sorry I have been gone for so long. I was sad after breaking up with Ariel and also got arrested and spent some time in jail for unauthorized pissing in the street. also when the cop came over to arrest me, I (was drunk and) told him he should register my dong because it is a lethal weapon. won't do that again.

anyway I have decided that my harelip had something to do with it not working out with ariel and so I will probably start wearing a fake moustache. (I cannot grow a good real moustache.) Here is a picture of the moustache I ordered:

If you think it looks bad you dont really know what you are talking about because some famous people wore fake moustaches. Like William Tuft, US President and founder of Tuft's, and Grover Cleveland, after whom the Browns are named.

I'm not sure which one is which but the point is they made good with the moustaches.

Geronimo