My dong has ESP

So I was getting a haircut today and all of sudden I got some fat wood for no reason at all. Then the barber turned by chair a little and I saw that a really hot chick had just walked in and was sitting in the front of the barber shop. Somehow my crank sensed her. Has anyone else ever had this happen to them?

I looked up "pud ESP research" and "schlong psychic powers tests" but just some really weird porn came up. This is something scientists should really be looking into. Women scientists, especially.

Geronimo