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Im going to try to be a matador. I dont know spanish, but neither does the bull, right?

one thing I will recommend to them though, this being the 21st century and all, is that instead of using bulls, they use sumo wrestlers. obviously I won't kill the sumo at the end, I'll just club him over the head. this way it is not inhumane to animals and also multicultural.

ive had twelve beers today.

Geronimo