big date coming

I have a date tomorrow!!!! Last week I finally just talked to that girl on the bus (Ariel Cohen), just introducing myself, no stupid pickup lines or anything. turns out she likes Lord of the Rings and we had a lot in common, so we agreed to get dinner at olive garden, because we both love italian food.

today I bought very good wine (the bottle said it was Grape-Flavored) from the convenience store, and lots of air freshener in case she or I needs to take a dump when we get back to my apartment after olive garden. sometimes that happens if I have too much of their all you can eat fettucine "olivefredo."

I was putting together a list of stuff we could talk about at dinner, and here's what I thought of:

1. does she like people with harelips, not me personally, just as a general matter?
2. pros and cons of being blind
3. whether Jesus would have approved of abortion where the health of the mother is at risk
4. who is the most successful ethnic group?
5. favorite movies
6. the time I asked my granddad about him and grandma having the old-fashioned twin beds and he said "dont worry my dick can reach." I will say penis not dick because I do not want to be vulgar with a lady.

please post other ideas if you have them.

Geronimo