I WILL DRINK WHENVER I GODDAM WANT.

YEAH. so tonight I was out drinking kingwich style (soco and zimas), tearing it up like usual and this SUPER HOT chick was all up on my junk. I told her my favorite fictional wizard was GANDALF, not harry potter or that half-demon cocknibbler Merlin. she said she thought gandalf was dope, potter was cute, but agreed Merlin was a blue ribbon asspuke.

I got her number (how you like them apples, just like will hunting) and asked her if she wanted to come home with me. she said yes, so we got to my apartment and started to bone. I'd had a bit too much drink, so when I tried to put it in, my jimmy was so soft it folded in on itself. Doesnt matter, bc I dont know if she noticed because she was passed out at that point. shes asleep in my bed now. I wish I had one of those webcams.

Geroimo