Polar bears drink coke, kill eskimos.

I like Coke but tried to help them out on their use of polar bears. I sent the below email a couple days but have not yet heard back. Maybe I should have sent the above pictures?

Dear Coca Cola,

Coke is it! I drink a lot of Coke and want to help you.

You are using cartoon polar bears in your Christmas campaign to sell Coke products, and I think that it is great, as I love both Coke and polar bears. But you should know that a polar bear would never wear a scarf or hat or ANY clothes for that matter, and some of your depictions of Coke-drinking polar bears have them wearing scarves or stuff. That is wrong, polar bears have VERY warm fur and are built to surive in cold climates without warm clothing. Ask any Eskimo if you don't trust me.

The only way a polar bear might have a scarf or hat or something is if he got it stuck on him after killing a scarf-wearing human, and I do not think Coke wants killer bears as its pitchmen! It also kind of makes you seem anti-Eskimo, because they would probably be who a polar bear could/would have killed and accidentally taken a scarf from.

I'm just saying.

Sincerely,

G. Swanson