screw you if you dont think I am the best

yeah so I went out tonight and hit on a bunch of chicks and none of my lines worked, nobody wants to learn to speak elvish or cares about the fantastic four. whatever it is the bee-atches loss, Im a catch even with my harelip. anyways the icy hoes didnt stop me from drinking like a fuckin man and gettting bombed. time for two more soco shots! ok very good.

where was I, right, I am a stud in every way. They say the pen is mightier than the sword but neither is mightier than my dick, it is bigger than a christmas ham, it would have sunk the titanic if that iceberg didnt. My crank has eaten more furburger than billy jean king. Ive got a movie coming out soon thats going to be huge, its called "My Nuts." You might have already seen the movie about my dong called the Neverending Story. haha.

Im also wrecking shop at my new job telemarketing. I am telemarkting the shit out of my region, makin amazing sales, Im so good I could sell a turban to a klansmen. I could telemarket waterboarding to terrorists if I had to.

if you dont believe me and just think i am drunk smacktalking whatever I will kung fu-ck you up, at the time of my choosing, you weak shiteaters

geronmo