Girl on bus

A friend of mine wants some girl advice, so he came to me (I have been with prolly 1000, maybe 2000 chicks). anyways there is this babe on the bus to work he sits next to and he likes her and wants to ask her out but doesnt know what to say to her. she is not the driver.

he wants to know which of the following lines is the best:

1. "hi, do you want to learn how to speak elvish?"

2. "ouch! you're sitting on my dick."

3. "did you just fart? if not, I'll tell you my name."

Geronimo