Secret society idea and names.

Ok I think I need to start a secret society. You read a lot about secret societies doing bad things, but my secret society will be for good. first I have to come up with a name. I wanted to go with G-Unit but I understand that was taken by 50 Cents. Here are my other choices:

a. The Anti-Fuckwads (direct)
b. The Secretions (pun)
c. The Secret Lovers of All Men (gay)
d. The Contagious-Killer-Disease-Havers Club (misdirection)
e. What Club? (denial)
f. The Gandalfs (ok I admit that is my favorite)
g. Citizens of Oakland

Let me know what you think.

Geronimo