Letter to Rolls royce

With all their faults foreigners make good cars though I think we can all admit. I really love rolls royces, but am too poor right now to buy one, plus I don't know where to get English dollars. anyways I wrote a letter to RR to see maybe if they will give me a left over hood ornament. I think it would be pimpish to have a RR hood ornament.

Dear Rolls Royce:

I accept that I cannot buy a Rolls Royce at this stage in my life. But I am young and so I have a lot of time to save. (My grandfather lived to 94, for example, and he only died in an explosion, not from old age.) I think someday I will be able to buy a used Rolls.

But I really like your brand right now. I don’t want to wait. Can you send me a hood ornament from one of your cars? You probably have some left over from the factory that you would otherwise just melt into scrap metal. Give it to me instead. I would like to have it so that I can weld it onto my Ford Escort (which you must admit is also a pretty good car).

Thanks for hearing me out, and thanks for making such great cars.

Sincerely,

G. Swanson

I am actually not going to put the ornament on a Ford Escort (I dont even have a car). I will wear it as a necklace but didnt want to tell them that because they are probably not up on US fashions and might think that was lame.

Geronimo