Unexpectedly moist is bad.

in the movies charity work always seems like it would be fun and hot girls will date you for it, but when I did it there were not hot girls, just a lot of drooling old people who looked about probably 500 or 600 years old. some also wore what looked kind of like huge diapers. when I sat in one of the wheelchairs to take a breather, it was unexpectedly moist. what do you think it was? I hope it was an old person's tears and not something disgusting.

Geronimo