fantastic four

just saw the fantastic four on dvd. having jessica alba play the invisible woman is the dumbest thing ever. shes like the hottest chick alive, and they make her invisible.

also, does the thing crap rocks? how does he wipe his ass then? I was hoping they would answer that in the movie.

and what about his schlong? not that I've ever thought about it, I'm just saying. he dated a blind girl for a long time, but she never said anything.

Geronimo