Thinking about converting to Muslim.

Although I think I know what my next job will be I am still depressed about getting fired. I am thinking about changing religions. I want to convert to Muslim. I stopped being Catholic after I read the Da Vinci Code. I tried to be an animist (most people have never heard of that, it just means you worship trees and bears, not Satan or anything), but I think I'm worshipping the wrong animals.

I always read about Muslim protestors protesting stuff in the middle of the workday. Does the Muslim church pay them to do that (maybe like we get paid for jury duty here in the US)? It always looks like the same guys. They must be missing a lot of work. Being unemployed I think I could help them out with the protesting. I also like their outfits.

I read that if you are a good muslim than you get 72 virgins. Even if its less than that that still sounds pretty good. If anyone knows anything please post a comment. Otherwise I will contact the Muslim Pope (or whatever he is called) to ask about the conversion process.

Geronimo