Bummed Out

I didnt post anything yesterday because it was a total dick sandwich of a day.

I got fired from my job (I worked in phone sales for company that sells clothes, mostly pants). I think I got fired because I have a harelip.

What I was told is that I got fired because my sales numbers werent good enough and I was sending out work letters on plain white paper instead of on company letterhead and apparently you're not supposed to do that. also, one customer complained that I allejedly made sexual remarks while trying to sell pants. the customer had wanted a certain size and all we had was a larger size in that style, so to try to make the sale I said sometimes a bigger size was good, because then if you got a boner people were less likely to know you had one. the customer turned out to be a she.

anyways, the job sucked and I wasnt happy so I guess this is for the best. I think the key to life is finding something you love and then doing that. unless you love children. anyways, I hope in my next job I get to wear some sort of hat.

Geronimo