cvs and stupid landlord

People keep telling me that they support my letters. So I am going to try to write more letters even if no one responds. Here is my latest:

Dear CVS,

Do you sell pills that make animals talk? I think my landlord is stealing from me and if my cat could talk that would prove it.

Thanks,

G. Swanson

I hate my landlord. She is 85 and smells like cheese.

Geronimo